An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go!

Features:

• Travel through six open-world transit hubs!
• Translate an alien language to read moth jokes!
• Navigate the logic of simulated airports run by stock photo dogs!
• Use a multitude of items to negotiate with existential pups, or upgrade your own abilities!
• Pet any dog at any time, with an infinite number of hands!
• Maintain a healthy long-distance relationship!
• Bribe Dog!